Hotty from History #24 - Sir Walter Raleigh During my revision for my impending A-Level History exam, I have come to the conclusion that the Tudors was not the best era for hotties. I struggled whilst rifling through my numerous books to find a hotty, yet everyone looks pretty dowdy in their portraits; and i was tempted to post Elizabeth I, yet it seemed like she had a slight case of vagina dentata. Yes! Walter Raleigh! The reverse to everything I said before. He certainly does not look dowdy, and it seems very, very, very unlikely that he has vagina dentata. Instead he was an accomplished sailor (mmm sailors), poet and explorer, who was also probably one of the few men who ever managed to paddle with Elizabeth I. If you know what I mean. Tom

Hotty from History #24 - Sir Walter Raleigh

During my revision for my impending A-Level History exam, I have come to the conclusion that the Tudors was not the best era for hotties. I struggled whilst rifling through my numerous books to find a hotty, yet everyone looks pretty dowdy in their portraits; and i was tempted to post Elizabeth I, yet it seemed like she had a slight case of vagina dentata.

Yes! Walter Raleigh! The reverse to everything I said before. He certainly does not look dowdy, and it seems very, very, very unlikely that he has vagina dentata. Instead he was an accomplished sailor (mmm sailors), poet and explorer, who was also probably one of the few men who ever managed to paddle with Elizabeth I. If you know what I mean.

Tom

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    whoa dang….. sick facial hair
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    love hotties from...Elizabethan times!!
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    don’t think he...were “paddling”, but...each his own...
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