Hotty from History #18 - Jehanne d’Arc 1412-1431 She left home at sixteen. There’s something pretty brave about that…especially when it’s the fourteen hundreds and you are a hotty. And if that wasn’t hot enough, at 17, she then became the youngest person in history to command the armies of a nation. King Charles gave her this position after she proved herself worthy with various tests. So, she must have been pretty damn confident and strong willed. She lead the army to then break the English siege of Orleans in just three days. She was eventually captured at a battle in Compeigne after attempting to fight to the end. She attempted to escape by jumping from a tower…she survived the 60ft fall…but was left unconcious. That’s pretty kickass. She uh….put up with a lot from the nasty English, who did horrid things like threatening her with rape if she refused to wear men’s clothes. And then they burnt her to death. It was all because they were scared of her majestical brilliance. And probably they were annoyed that she was such a hotty and a heroine of the French. The English didn’t have any hotty heroines at the time.  As an athiest, I personally reckon she was a bit of a genius trickster, a la Jonathon Creek…or just made lots of very lucky predictions. Or was aided by Doctor Who? But yes, she may well have been aided by the will of God. Which makes her a bit of a hotty, to be singled out like that. She must have had a lot of qualities that God/Doctor Who thought might come in handy. She went to battle! And she had lovely long hair! (Probably. She probably had lovely long hair. In all the paintings she did) Anyway, if she did, this is very hot, because as we all know, women in the olden days going to battle and swishing about their lovely long hair, were generally really hot. She became very ill after eating some fish in prison. This isn’t something that makes her hot…but it makes her human. And makes me want to give her a big cuddle, and tell her: “Don’t worry, Joan, one day, you will be immortalised in a film by Luc Besson, French auter, and played by the beautiful actress Milla Jovovich.” She was an Independent woman of the highest order. In fact, if she was around today, she would probably replace Sarkozy. And let’s face it, she was much, much hotter than he is. And probably quite a bit taller too. Gee

Hotty from History #18 - Jehanne d’Arc 1412-1431

  • She left home at sixteen. There’s something pretty brave about that…especially when it’s the fourteen hundreds and you are a hotty.
  • And if that wasn’t hot enough, at 17, she then became the youngest person in history to command the armies of a nation. King Charles gave her this position after she proved herself worthy with various tests. So, she must have been pretty damn confident and strong willed.
  • She lead the army to then break the English siege of Orleans in just three days.
  • She was eventually captured at a battle in Compeigne after attempting to fight to the end. She attempted to escape by jumping from a tower…she survived the 60ft fall…but was left unconcious. That’s pretty kickass.
  • She uh….put up with a lot from the nasty English, who did horrid things like threatening her with rape if she refused to wear men’s clothes. And then they burnt her to death. It was all because they were scared of her majestical brilliance. And probably they were annoyed that she was such a hotty and a heroine of the French. The English didn’t have any hotty heroines at the time. 
  • As an athiest, I personally reckon she was a bit of a genius trickster, a la Jonathon Creek…or just made lots of very lucky predictions. Or was aided by Doctor Who? But yes, she may well have been aided by the will of God. Which makes her a bit of a hotty, to be singled out like that. She must have had a lot of qualities that God/Doctor Who thought might come in handy.
  • She went to battle! And she had lovely long hair! (Probably. She probably had lovely long hair. In all the paintings she did) Anyway, if she did, this is very hot, because as we all know, women in the olden days going to battle and swishing about their lovely long hair, were generally really hot.
  • She became very ill after eating some fish in prison. This isn’t something that makes her hot…but it makes her human. And makes me want to give her a big cuddle, and tell her: “Don’t worry, Joan, one day, you will be immortalised in a film by Luc Besson, French auter, and played by the beautiful actress Milla Jovovich.”
  • She was an Independent woman of the highest order. In fact, if she was around today, she would probably replace Sarkozy. And let’s face it, she was much, much hotter than he is. And probably quite a bit taller too.

Gee

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